Cloverdale's Superclown and Impersonator

Relax, no clothes come off
(Nobody needs to see that)

She uses innuendo and double meanings
To get her points across, not profanity

For example: she pulls whips and chains
And what not out of her bag of "tricks"
And offers the "Victim" some
"Viagra" (candy)

Finally, she sings "Hey Big Spender"
(Spend a little cash on me)
And "Happy Birthday" or
"For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"

If this is to take place at work
The boss must know
(Unless he is the boss)
I also like his "Significant Other"
To be in on it too
We don't want to make the wrong
Kind of memories here