Cloverdale's Superclown and Impersonator

She either stole your "Victim's" (Female)
Boyfriend back in the day
And now it's time to bury the hatchet
(So which cheek do you want?)
Or she left your "Victim" (male) at
The altar and she came to show him
What he "Could Have Had"

She has lots of things she
Pulls out of her bag
Like Denture grip
And "Viagra" (candy)
While she searches for her glasses
To sing a customized song
(She likes to sing
"You Are My Sunshine")

Fantastic for:
* Anniversaries
* Birthdays
* Retirements